A Truly Crappy Book

And I mean that in a good way!
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Read the excerpt at the one and only Poop Report!

The Latest From The Greatest...

And from me too! My vignettes, and those of others, from the Indeterminacy Blog.
Celine's Dillemma (I probably spelled that wrong)
Almond Cake

Listening to:
Let's Get It Up by AC/DC
I love double entendre
And leering at Cliff Williams!
(Their bass player, for those who don't know.)

The Most Frightening Thing About My Book

The Author Photo.

I was tempted to paste someone else's head on my body, but all I actually did was airbrush away some lint on my shirt.

Damn, I have a lot more gray than I thought! Maybe I should go back to bleaching my hair. It hides a multitude of sins.

Bet ya can't tell I lost four pounds!

Oh well...

Luckily, writers don't have to be pretty.