Sunday, March 30, 2008

Yanick's Nightmare


The story and picture originally appeared on Indie's blog, here.

"The more things change the more they stay the same," thought Yanick. He had gone to college in Norway in hopes of finally living out his quixotic dreams away from the judgmental scrutiny of his tyrannical parents. But in leaving Kansas, Yanick's life had just become a worse nightmare. Instead of going to college as he thought, his parents had instead given him a one way ticket to live with his fearsome Uncle Ulf and Aunt Ester way out on the Fjords in a terrible hut that the chill winds blew through. One night when the moon was full and so bright that he could see all the way across the frozen land, Yanick decided to make good his escape. Even living in an alley in Oslo would be preferable to spending one more night in that hated shack, he thought.
Then something fearsome had transpired. As Yanick made his way across the barren, frozen land, a horrific thing, half man, half wolf, leapt from behind a rocky outcropping and tackled the slight youth. Yanick managed to escape from the awful thing by jabbing his fingers into one of its eyes, but not before it tore into his left arm. He now wondered if he had simply been delirious with the cold and had stumbled. He had seen a doctor about the wound and the doctor had been kind enough to direct him to a place where he could sleep and get a meal for not too great a price. Now Yanick stood at the bus stop in the rain, hoping that his cousin Walter would be able to put him up. He shivered as he tried to shake the memory of the wolf creature attacking him. What made the whole thing all the worse was the fact that he could recall hearing his Uncle Ulf's voice calling after him as he ran from its slashing claws and gnashing teeth:
"You'll be back, Boy. It can't be helped. You're one of us now."
I don't know what anyone else thinks, but I really don't care. This is actually one of my favorite short-short story creations. --C

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Cover Letter

If sending a copy of your book out for review, here is a basic cover letter you can use.

Bookie Reviewer
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Gehenna, Netherworld 66666

Re: Eternal Death I: Lost Beneath The Surface
ISBN #978-1-4327-0591-6

Thank you for your recent interest in the press release regarding my book. Enclosed please find the review copy you requested.
Also enclosed is a data sheet containing information about the book and its availability.

I would welcome a book review or author interview. Anything I can do to accommodate your needs in that regard, please do not hesitate to ask.

For your convenience, I may be reached via email at lily@lilystrange.com or telephone at 666-666-6666.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Lily Strange
Netherworld Hotel

666 Nightmare Heights Lane
Pandemonium, Netherworld 66996