Sunday, May 20, 2007

A New Sentence

Arr, Matey! Here's a jolly good sentence for ye lubbers today!
Greta sighed and shook her head, putting an arm around him and gently encouraging him to rest his head against her shoulder.
Have fun with it and don't do anything that I wouldn't do!
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2 comments:

knightandbaby said...

Greta sighed and shook her head, putting an arm around him and gently encouraging him to rest his head against her shoulder.

"Im sorry honey, but Im getting really tired of this."

She reaches down to juggle his nether region for one last try. His head touches her shoulder in his male failure letting out a deep, defeated cry.

"Tomorrow we'll put in an order for a cock ring and some enhancing gel from Cheesemeisters adult store... but seriously you should be smart enough to use your other 'tools' long enough to satisfy me!"

Hastily, he gets up and covers his weary tears, speeding out the door, his elephant wag mocking her between his thighs.

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