Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Gerri Arik Retirement Community Staff Butchers English Language

Wanted: Gerri Atrik Retirement Community Activities Department
For: Butchery of English Language Above And Beyond the Call of Duty

This sign was given to the long-suffering Cheesemeister to be posted on the announcement boards. Not wishing to sound like a smart-ass, The Cheesemeister merely sighed, rolled her eyes, and wished that she had brought a fifth of Jungle Juice to work with her.
THE SIGN OF CRIMINALLY BAD ENGLISH USAGE
NOW EXCEPTING
DONATIONS FOR THE
CLOTHES CLOSET
SET OUTSIDE THE DOOR, GARDEN LEVEL
I wonder, the Cheesemeister pondered, if the donations are being excepted, what are they being excepted from?
The Cheesemeister wondered if she could be excepted from having to deal with other departments, administrators or patients while working.

4 comments:

Tom & Icy said...

That was funny

knightandbaby said...

I was here- YO!

knightandbaby said...

Are you sure that cousin hildy bob person isnt sneaking in to the gerri atrik community and posting these signs?

PANSI!!!! said...

I dont see any thing rong with that sine and I represent you're illusion to my cousin, Dr. Minnie Strator!!!!!!